I'm trying to decide which brand to start smoking.
The Beatles recommend Marlboro...
...but this ad didn't even feature the most talented Beatle: Ringo!
Frank Gifford recommends Lucky Strike...
...but he married Kathy Lee, so his judgment can't be trusted.
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz recommend Philip Morris...
...but I never much cared for Lucy kissing that dark-skinned fella on the TV.
Fred Flintstone and especially Barney Rubble recommend Winston...
...but I'm skeptical of how Barney oversells it.
Doctors apparently recommend Camel...
...but you just can't trust a doctor.
Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore recommend Kent...
...I can't imagine they'd steer me wrong -- so Kent it is!
But I'm gonna wait until Kent re-institutes the carcinogenic blue asbestos Micronite filters that Dick raves about! Call me a health nut, but I'd feel much safer if I was sucking tobacco smoke through asbestos.
