(no longer available in the U.S.)
When little patients balk at scary, disquieting examinations (before you've begun)...
When they're frightened and tense (and growing more fearful by the minute)...
When they need prompt sedation (and the oral route isn't feasible)... try
Hey, Doc! Have frightened child patients?
You could either turn your focus towards the doctor-patient relationship...
or just ram Nembutals up their asses -- totally your call.
